Monday, September 26, 2011

Written by an Australian Dentist



Who knows where this actually came from since I got it as an email forward, but it was brilliant and I had to share it.


To Kill an American 
You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. 

So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is. So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) 

'An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani or Afghan. 

An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans..
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses. 

An American is also free to believe in no religion.. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous
land in the history of the world..
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence , which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness.
An American is generous.. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return. 
When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country! 
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan ..
The national symbol of America , The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America 
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001, earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world.. But, in doing so, you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American. 

Monday, September 19, 2011

3rd place finish in Chicago for Dale Jr

It's a safe thing to say that Jr Nation is quite happy with their driver's 3rd place finish today in the first race of the 2011 Chase for the Sprint Cup.  After qualifying 19th on Friday, I'm sure that some Dale Jr haters were gleeful in thinking that Dale was going to continue running mid pack for the Chase but he managed to prove them wrong.

Dale started out the race fighting his car and staying in the middle of the pack, really getting no higher than 13th, until his last pit stop where he pitted just for fuel.  From then on, while on older tires, Dale managed to pick 'em up and knock 'em down.  He moved from 14th position to 8th with 10 laps to go.  Once he was there, Steve Letarte asked him to conserve fuel to be safe but to keep ahead of the 27 car of Paul Menard.  Dale was able to do that while still maintaining his position.